Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Zombiez (2005)


Director:  John Bacchus

PLOT: A woman finds herself on the run from the living dead. Her friends are being slaughtered and she can find no help. Will she survive or will she too fall victim to the Zombiez?


UGLY MOLLY RATING:
One brain… It was really bad







Poorly made with almost no gore effects. However, it was very educational. It gives random definitions throughout the movie – black screen with bold white text just staring you in the face for you to read the Webster’s ghetto version.  They gave definitions for the words zombie, fear, and many more terms that should be in everyone’s vocabulary. They do it all throughout the flick so that you would understand the actress’s emotions (maybe they figured if you were stupid enough to be watching the movie, you needed the help)…Too bad they didn’t define the word ‘act’ for the people they hired as zombies because they were so lost in this movie. A zombie actually yells “Oh snap!” as he runs away…People are killed by the zombies with plastic Halloween from Wal-Mart style cycles and cleavers...lol...Oh, and rocks in one scene…And the zombies run from the cops. I guess even zombies don’t like jail.






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