PLOT: LAPD officer Joe has a passion for arresting women,
handcuffing them and killing them. He's a serial police killer getting away
with murder, since his buddies at precinct 707 always cover for him. His
killing rampage might have gone on forever, had it not been for 17-year-old
Romy, who heard about women disappearing in her neighborhood and asks several
Voodoo Priestesses to protect her from Evil. When officer Joe gets a hold of
her, his fortunes turn around, and he is suddenly haunted by a violent group of
female Zombies seeking revenge.
UGLY
MOLLY RATING:
One Brain
for makeup effects…Raccoon airbrushing around the eyes lets us know they are
the zombies.
Seriously!
Airbrushed raccoon spray around the eyes distinguishes them as zombies?! They
look like Daryl Hanna in Clan of the Cave Bear. One or two laughs,
unintentional, do not make up for how terrible this film was. It should have
been titled zombie cops! Horrible! One to avoid! No creativity, this one was
just plain sad! I think that if I handed my kids a camera, they could do
better.
Budget:
$1,500
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