Director: Tor
Ramsey
PLOT: In 1987 serial
murderer and rapist Abbot Hayes disappeared from the morgue. Shortly
afterwards, a zombie plague swept his hometown and many lost their lives in the
ensuing battle. Now, fourteen years later, the aging residents of the town are
trying to erase all traces of their past. But the arrival of a businessman who
relocates the bodies of the local cemetery into a mass grave so he can build a
car dealership riles up Abbot, who sets out to create his own army of the
undead and take over.
UGLY
MOLLY RATING:
Two Brains
When making a terrible movie, please remember this….
"Plot
holes can exist as long as there is enough action to distract the viewer from
focusing on them," …Every B-rate director knows that, and every B-rate
movie fan knows it, too…Even my ten year old asked what made Abbot Hayes
different from all of the other zombies and why he could think when they could
not. Talk about some bad cheese…Zombies that eat only adults? Please! We did
get a good laugh over the Abbot Hayes Big Foot in the Woods scene though…Dark,
he is shuffling through the trees…Five steps, turns and looks at the camera…I swear it is the same shot used in the Inquirer. The only reason I
gave it two brains was for the scene with Jesse, the former grave digger/ robber
turned recluse who finally gains the courage to leave his room only to be
mauled by zombies…I loved his “Wide open spaces” scene! That alone gets it the
two brains…lol
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