Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Dead Clowns (2003)


Director:  Steve Sessions

PLOT: As a hurricane approaches the small coastal town of Port Emmett, an innocent group of residents are visited by an unspeakable horror. Fifty years ago a bridge collapsed in the small town, plunging a circus train into the dark water below. The clown car was never recovered. Tonight the zombie clowns emerge from the bay to exact revenge on the descendants of those who left them buried under the silt and mud for half a century.

UGLY MOLLY RATING: 
ZERO BRAINS

I didn’t think it could get worse than Swamp Zombies….I was wrong. The acting was much better, but I think I saw the zombie and clown costumes for sale at Wal Mart….The director waited until the post-Halloween sale and decided to make a movie with whatever he could buy…Zombie Clowns it was!




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