Sunday, June 23, 2013

Doghouse (2009)

Director:  Jake West

PLOT:  A group of men head to a remote village to help one of their friends get over his divorce. When they get there, they discover that all the women have been infected with a virus that makes them man-hating cannibals.

UGLY MOLLY RATING:
5 Brains

 




Pretty cool… I got a couple good chuckles out of it, And umm... Fingers... Eeeewwwww!!!! 

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Bong of the Dead (2011)


Director:  Thomas Newman

PLOT:  When hordes of flesh-eating zombies take over the world, two young stoner buddies inadvertently figure out a way to benefit from it by turning zombies' brains into fertilizer for growing potent reefer.

UGLY MOLLY RATING:
3 Brains
 

Good effects for such a low budget. Bad zombie baby scene, great lawnmower scene.  Enjoy it for what it is.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Dead Heads (2011)


Director:  Brett Pierce, Drew T. Pierce

PLOT:  Two inexplicably coherent zombies awake amidst a zombie attack, and decide to take a road trip to find one’s lost love, unaware that they are being chased by agents of a ruthless company with its own agenda.

UGLY MOLLY RATING:
7 Brains

 
Cool intro.  Funny, fun movie.  Somehow though, it still sicks me out to see someone kiss a corpse. I can't say 'inexplicably coherent zombies' as it explains why the two main zombies retain a fair amount of ability and can blend in with the living quite well.  Whoever wrote that intro must not have paid any attention to the film. I found it fun and funny, worth a watch.

Warm Bodies (2013)


Director:  Jonathan Levine

PLOT:  After R saves Julie from an attack, the two form a relationship that sets in motion a sequence of events that might transform the entire lifeless world.

UGLY MOLLY RATING:
8 Brains
 

A very well done film, I enjoyed the originality of zombies eating brains to remember the victim’s thoughts and to feel the victim’s life.  That was a very interesting take on why a zombie would eat brains.  Besides, zombie movie with John Malkovich? Ohhh yeah!!! Loved it! 

A Little Bit Zombie (2012)


Director:  Casey Walker

PLOT:  Infected by a virus, a mild-mannered HR manager attempts to fulfill his overwhelming desire for brains while trying to keep it together so as not to incur the wrath of his bridezilla-to-be.

UGLY MOLLY RATING:
6 Brains

 
OMFG the awesomeness! Funny and the best man was HOT!  I kind of expected him to start eating the Tactical Bacon... Isn't bacon the cure for everything?  That was the only real disappointment of this film. 

Friday, April 26, 2013

Otto; or Up With Dead People (2008)


Director:  Bruce laBruce

PLOT:  An undead teenager’s quest for love outweighs his thirst for human flesh

UGLY MOLLY RATING:
0 Brains


Holy crap this is zombie gay porn... I mean, you actually see a zombie’s schlong as he’s shagging another dude zombie’s stomach wound. OMFG! Don’t watch this one.  The unbelievable part – I found this on Netflix. Just a huge homosexual, ‘let’s bitch about everything’ political rant… Oh, and a giant, gory gay zombie orgy, complete with blow-jobs. And yes, they show dudes actually gargling dingaling… Damn you, Netflix! Well, now I can say that I think I have seen every kind of zombie film... Oh, the horror!

La Horde (2009)


Director:  Yannick Dahan, Benjamin Rocher

PLOT:  An end of the world battle between gangsters, cops, and zombies

UGLY MOLLY RATING:
6 Brains

 
Getting into a fistfight with a zombie… hee hee hee… Just try to go mind-numb and enjoy it for what it is... Oh yeah, this is a French film.