Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Swamp Zombies (2005)



Director:  Len Kabasinski

PLOT: A chief physician at a large metropolitan hospital is formulating a serum to resurrect recently deceased "patients".When his facility comes under inspection from the federal government, the doctor is forced to dispose of the "patients" as quick as possible even though they are in mid-experiment and he doesn't know if his serum even will work. With the help of the evil hospital operations manager, he manages to ditch the experiments in the neighboring swamplands. Little do they know, their serum works, the experiments rise to "life" and wreck havoc on a group of students conducting science experiments at the swamplands. With the help of a swamp hermit, a beautiful innocent bystander, a park ranger, and the police captain they try to piece together what has gone on... as well as survive!

UGLY MOLLY RATING: 
ZERO BRAINS

Ohhh my God!! I should have made a negative brain rating! This movie owes me a brain! So low budget that in a scene where our hero wrestles with the zombies, the make-up actually rubs off onto the actor! Terrible!!! Jasmine StClaire (the porn star) is, sadly, the best actor in the film.(and I think the only one who doesn’t get laid...sorry, guys!) The production money was obviously spent on beer, nachos and cocaine.
Budget $12,000







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